Dear Diary,
I’ve never asked you this, but how are you? I’ve been gabbing at you for weeks and I haven’t even asked anything about you. I’m quite insensitive sometimes, so I apologize for my behavior.
I just finished up with choosing my classes for next semester, and it makes me sad. I’m taking two classes with one of my least favorite teachers. She’s not awful but I just don’t like how she teaches. But I need these classes to graduate. She is the gatekeeper to my freedom. So I guess it’s my job to defeat her. I must endure her for a semester and slay her!
Metaphorically-speaking,
-Paulo the Destroyer.
In Two, Power Ten 