7 lbs.

Dear Diary,

 

Guess who I saw today? I was waiting at a red light, and another car pulled up next to me. The guy looked like a Hispanic version of Sam Smith! And he was singing “Lay Me Down” in Spanish! It was beautiful.

 

I also weighed myself for the first time today. I lost 7 pounds! Crazy! I mean, all I did was replace the two cans of Arizona Iced tea I drink everyday with 1 bottle of coke…

 

Just imagine how much thinner I would have been if I actually gave a damn.

 

On my way down,

-Paulo